Have you tried the paleo Internet diet? You realize Google didn't exist in paleolithic times, right? Google makes life simpler, like it was for our cave dwelling ancestors. But there was no electrical grid. There were no computers. Transistors hadn't been invented. The Internet couldn't have even been a sparkle in Al Gore's eye. The best part of the paleo Internet diet is being able to pick and choose the parts of the Internet it's okay to consume, while still feeling superior to your friends.